Randomness

July 2011

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“Dating is like trying to make a meal out of leftovers. Some leftovers actually get better when they’ve had a little time to mature, but others should be thrown out right away.” —Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy (via simply-quotes)

Jul 20, 201199 notes

“We picked the company name so that we’d show up first in the phone book. Doesn’t it work the same way on the Internet?” —(via clientsfromhell)

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When there's a bug in the room

lenalover:

When you find out this motherfucker can fly

When it starts flying:

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June 2011

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